The Bored Poet
Not all asteroids are created equal
Some are peppered with parasites whose sunken urns would outdazzle our earnings with spontaneous glee
Touching the core firefly filet mignon is a task our Freudian reptile thoughts are markedly unsuitable for, luggage lost full of vibrating dildos and a laptop with those bookmarks you definitely don’t want anyone to see with words in their names that are not approved by the surgeon general
Exotic, passionate, these Venusians double penetrated any hopes of velociraptors developing far enough to pose a proper answer to the formless gormless query:
"If they were literally overgrown reptiles of another species instead of figuratively, would John McCain, Barack Obama, Channing Tatum, LARRY SANDERS!, and Lady Gaga be more empathetic and more like us, the people who eat Subway sandwiches sandwiched in subway spots waiting for an appointment with a shrink whose only methodology is seeing if he can get you to cry?"
Hint: He can’t.
art by Julia Geiser